Lying Liar Ordered to Stop Lying and Shut Her Cock Holster

Elizabeth Warren is a loser and needs to go. Looking at you, Massachusetts.

Advertisements

In case you missed it, Elizabeth Warren, a.k.a. Fauxcahontas, a.k.a. Lieawatha, was politely instructed to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down in the Senate yesterday. The inveterate liar attempted to read a slanderous letter penned in the 1980s impugning soon-to-be Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ integrity. In the words of “her people,” Big Chief Warren speak poison with forked tongue. The guys over at Hotair.com said she got “Mitchslapped.”

Mitch McConnell is a complete cuck pussy in every way. However, he is a talented politician (read: self-serving, conniving, bullshitting snake in the grass) and knows that Donald Trump will brook no bullshit from him if the Golden Don wants things done. The people of Kentucky voted overwhelmingly for Trump, a guy who championed their cause while Mitch the Bitch was busy selling them out. Crossing the Donald would likely get the aging, turtle-looking motherfucker successfully primaried, and he knows it. Besides, nobody likes Elizabeth Warren. In Dungeons & Dragons terms, she has a Charisma score of three. Even she knows she’s full of shit, and that her entire career is based on graft and gaming the system, and hence, nobody really cares what she has to say. Even, it seems, the people who elected her.

Here’s a prediction: When she is up for reelection, her Republican challenger will be Kurt Schilling. If he wins, he will lose his Senate seat after one term to Seth Moulton. Keep an eye on Seth. He’s dangerous.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s